BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS ROBBING A BANK!!!1!!!1!1!1!! INFLAMMATORY HATE SPEECH INCITING VIOLENCE! SUBSEQUENT CONFUSION AND INDIGNANCE OVER SAID VIOLENT HATE SPEECH CONSEQUENCES OF VIOLENCE!

My family popped into a W-S the other day to get a new sodastream carbonater. My notoriously cheap husband would never walk in one otherwise. We tasted and enjoyed the sparkling cider, sold in diminutive glass bottles. My husband jokingly asked, “how much is it? $15?” I checked the price tag. “$22.95.” I’m usually…

This article is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

1. Love the name!

Dude, my daughter did the same. fucking. thing. I found that holding the wipe in my hand while I unsnapped her onesie and undid her diaper would warm the wipe enough to avoid the pee storm. Good luck!

Did anyone else’s heart break at that 17 years statistic?

Wait, what?!

You are a true hero and inspiration for us all. I hail from Calabasas, CA aka entitled white lady central and wish you were there to teach me your ways during my formative years.

Seriously. My friend had a bad cough when she had a c section. It was TERRIBLE. I had a bad cough when I had my son and thought I would bust my stitches with even the slightest wheeze. God, mammalian reproduction is just the worst.

Just to clarify how much I effing LOVE this story...Every time I used the bathroom during thanksgiving celebrations, I thought of your tale. Double checked the lock and the cabinets, every time.

Oh my god. As a parent, this made me see red. As a human, this made me laugh hysterically.

This entire thread makes me laugh / sob

Little Owl’s Night is my 22 month old daughter’s favorite book ever. It’s a lighthearted, charming book with illustrations kids love. Every child I have given this to has immediately become obsessed. I found it through Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library. Which, if you're in one of the few countries the organization…

Jesus. I’m glad he pulled through, but how frustratingly preventable.

Another infrequent commenter who fucking loved this sub blog! I am so bummed to see it go. I appreciated the helpful and trustworthy recommendations (in both the main post and comments), but most of all loved the supportive, kind, and simply wonderful writers and commenters. I also share your unwillingness to…

Story of every interpersonal struggle in my 2 year old’s life

This is an interesting hill you've chosen to die on.

TONY CHALUPA. TONY. CHALUPA.

Thank you for linking to this. I laugh-cried when the lady started shoving paper in her shirt while screaming “BAAAAABIES!”

Best description of preschool ever