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80% embarrassed, 20% proud to admit that Tremors is my family movie! My mom and dad have been taking turns coming up on Fridays to help me with my toddler and newborn, and we ended up purchasing Tremors on Amazon because my husband was sick of us begging to rent it after the kids went to bed and a bottle of wine was

YES. I live in a town where the only big box stores within 40 miles are bb&b, Costco, and the worst Kmart that ever kmarted. Whenever we wander into bb&b with a coupon, we are stunned by the highsprices. Then we go to Costco and find the same type of item (i.e. sheets, pots and pans) for better quality and lower

All of this. Thank you for writing so eloquently, especially about a topic that shouldn't require this level of explanation.

If I were a very wealthy woman, I would have employed you to help my daughter during her constantly constipated first year of life. Did you know poop can come out crumbly dry and basically fossilized? Fun fact!

We did a trial month of diapers. We decided to cancel and you do have to call in, but the CSR was quick and helpful and got our subscription cancelled immediately. He asked us why we weren't continuing

I am having trouble finding the video....I blame my non functioning brain due to total lack of sleep (yay for a newborn with bad reflux!). Would you be able to sum up or better yet provide a link? Thank you :)

Bobby Finger, your header artwork is a goddamn treasure. Keep em coming.

Sorry if this is too off topic, but does anyone know what happened to the father of that poor little boy who died (along with the rest of his family)? I remember reading he wanted to return to Syria and fight the insurgents because he felt that he had nothing left to live for. I ended up in the hospital for a while

Awwwww memories

Mine. Mainly because my two year old thinks everything yellow (or yellow ish) is a banana. Butternut squash? NANA. Slice of bell pepper seen from afar? NANA. Yellow summer squash? NANA. And woe to me if I try to correct her. What does she want to be for Halloween? NANA.

Yes, I do remember! And now I want you to post this exact comment on every single article everywhere that mentions hair tattoos. Partly so these youngins know they are NOT original. And partly so the rest of us can drown our sorrows as we realize how old we are.

Yeah, they’re distractingly terrible. I am a couple episodes behind, and I was rolling my eyes at a cover of “all about that bass” because WHYYYY

Really want to take a long bubble bath in bathtub rn

I hope you enjoy it! I was pleasantly surprised by how satisfying the e cig was when I tried it. I totally understand the loving yet loathing of smoking, and the e cig makes it much less fraught. If you don't like the one you ordered, maybe try a few others before throwing in the towel. It made it way easier for me to

Adult children are the woooooorst. It just baffles me how some people have made it so far in life without basic grown up coping mechanisms and abilities. I have no advice, as I am terrible at dealing with people like that, but you do have my sympathy. I hope your wife and MIL are able to grieve and heal from their

I made my new favorite warm weather dish, chicken and tomatillo stew with hominy. So tangy and refreshing despite it being a hot dish. It’s from Martha Stewart’s One Pot recipe book. Everything I’ve cooked from it has been easy and amazing and it’s my new favorite book. And a lot of the recipes can be adjusted into

Two years ago, the sniglar was the only solid wood crib without any toxic finishes I could find for under $350...so its $80 price tag made it a miracle item. Nowadays, you can find solid wood cribs with nontoxic finishes for $100 and free shipping on places like Wayfair. 2 years ago, I'd consider your comment fighting

Mom of two preemies as well here. Including one born at the same time as the baby in question. You hit the nail on the head with this comment.

I’m sorry that you lost your sister. That must have been so horrible.

This baby had a 95% chance of surviving with medical care, and a 90% chance of not having any long term health problems. This was the definition of a preventable death. Fuck those parents.