Literally "sorry not sorry". Either way, he's the best one. You're raising an excellent child.

Just to make things worse, please let your daughter know that all of the 5SOS songs about dating older women (Eighteen, Mrs. All American, etc) were written by Michael. So he's your burden, not your child's. It's a problem for me personally to know this so I thought I'd share the pain.

FOB's What's This? cover is one of my favourite covers of any song ever, which is saying quite a lot. I mean, Patrick Stump could sing me the classified ads and I'd probably love it but my favourite song from that soundtrack + his voice = big stupid heart-eyes.

Perhaps you could get some Puking Pastilles off Fred (oh, no.. sad) or George?

I met my partner on OKC. He's literally the only one I was even willing to meet, based on perceived sketchiness, and it worked out swimmingly well.

Those are usually costumes that also come in "normal" sizes (blegh) and they just use the one thin model shot for everything, even the plus section.

Gah, thank you. Glad someone else was as annoyed by the "Dauphin" line as I was.

Chrissy Teigen's tweet is offensive because it trivializes the attack on our nation's capital. It's not just regular gun violence which yeah, we have here in Canada too. I know that Americans don't see Canadian news like we see yours all the time, so I can understand why she'd be ignorant of that.

Spelling police! I'm down in the greys so nobody will see this but it's Calum Hood, one L.

Aaah, so glad it actually looks like him! I find Madame Tussaud's have been hit or miss on their waxworks of celebrities in the last few years. Nothing can be as terrifying as the Liam Payne wax figure, though: Why so much tongue?!

I'd never heard of Alexandrite and now I am down the rabbit hole for eBay and Etsy tabs open. Sooooo pretty.

Oh, I agree with you there. I wouldn't even want to spend 4 hours with this guy.

A cruise ship? They'd be flying to Venice.

"C'est la vie." It's French, not just some random syllables. :(

That or they're just layering improperly.

I'm really confused as to why dance and gymnastics are okay with you but a third equally-as-gendered sport that combines the skills learned in those two other activities is NOT okay.

I find it interesting that, in all the talk of LaBoeuf being a child actor as the root of his manic behaviour, and Amanda Bynes comparisons as well, it's not pointed out that the quote was from Logan Lerman, who was also a child actor. He didn't go through the Disney machine (or Nickelodeon), and seems totally sane…

Oh dear, that's a pretty good point. Jessica Biel aside, it's not like the cast of that show really have much else going on. I think the girl who played Ruthie was in Maxim recently (I assume she's of age now) but that's the last time I've heard about any of them for years.

Where are you getting these magical PJ pants with pockets? My bf's jammies all have pockets but mine have none and I'm always baffled by it.

That D'Angelo magic can never be recreated. They did an homage to this video with a Panic! at the Disco song last year and it did NOT work. Sorry, Brendon Urie, your sex appeal isn't quite the same. :(