I love our mall, but they just started charging for parking, which makes me really annoyed, so now I only go when I have something very targeted and not just to browse. It’s the same cost to have something shipped to me and then just go return it if I don’t like it.

My grandma got a sweatshirt from the local mall when she had walked a 100 miles, or something like that.

But what does that matter — they rarely are giving the absentee passenger their money back. The seat is sold either way (I know there is more to it, I just hate airlines and their nonsense ticketing policies).

Also... they could have kept offering more money. I’ve been on flights where they keep upping the amount of money they’re offering. So... keep going until someone takes it. Not rocket science?

Oh, come on. That whole plane was like that. Yeah, you had that one woman going, “OMG! This is horrible.” But she was exactly volunteering to take his place and give her seat up.

He also had a job he needed to get to.

If you don’t show up you are still charged for the ticket, though (at least, that’s what happened to me when I missed a flight). So airlines just want to make twice the money of one seat, and I can’t summon up a whole lot of sympathy for that.

I’ve seen them require/ask for volunteers to deboard for an incentive after boarding many times. Never seen them beat the shit out of someone who didn’t want to do it though, at least not in my experience

A lack of planning on United’s part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

That’s United’s problem, not the paying passengers.

How any of this is legal?

United Airlines spokesman Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. stated that forcible removal is standard protocol when an involuntary volunteer refuses to comply with a volunteering order.

That’s great for you, but I still hope you won’t be so entitled and self-centered as to go completely fucking nuts on an artist who doesn’t want to sign his name to whatever you want just because you say so.

I will never tattoo anyone using comic sans no matter how much money is involved. Standards, people.

Yeah. Somehow we call... Valeria Luskayeva, is that her name? The human Barbie?... batshit crazy, and yet people are defending this Penny woman as sane. No. No no no. Just as batshit crazy.

You can't imagine sitting down with her because she can't sit down.

They may not be boring people, but they do tend to have boring lives. I could never date a man who went to the gym five days a week, two hours a day. A woman I knew who did that would talk about her "treat days" on the weekend and "meal planning" during the week. It takes a lot of work to maintain that kind of…

Hey. People who knit make neat things out of yarn.

I love that your name is BigOldBowlOfButts and you called someone "sweet cheeks." Can't we all just get along? I promise Penny Brown realized she was gonna get a lot of negative attention for this! And either she's so confident she doesn't care about the haters, or she's desperate for any kind of publicity. Pretty…

I wouldn't say mentioning that someone seems boring to you is, "shitting all over them." She does seem like a boring person to me. So do people who spend all the time in the gym, working on decorative muscles. We're all entitled to our own opinions.