Ya the Shaq and Cena combo is genius! If it works maybe they will do a buddy comedy...?

Given that he has sons who were at the prime age for having Harry Potter read to them or reading it themselves, this is so sad. My dad read the first three books aloud to me and my bro and that may be my happiest memory. The fact that he “never read a word” of this incredibly popular series speaks more to his position…

Is it weird how I only noticed that her shoes don’t fit?

As a white person with one black friend I have to say that Justin definitely supports young black artist in their work. He loves and supports them all.

The wife is so metal. They were clearly trying to get her “permission” to deport her and she refused. They could have put her on a plane anyway but (because they are so confused about the order?) desperately wanted her to sign saying it was ok. I’m glad that she and her kids got out of there but refusing to sign is…

Angelfire? Where’s the rainbow mouse tho?

I love [horrified to my bones] that they are making these ristrictions and then stating that they are only implementing due scrutiny. Acting like they are just checking green-card holders b/c no one has ever done it before is insulting. You always could lose your green-card if you were shown to be a serious threat. It…

I went to PP for about 5 years for bc so I have a lot of waiting room stories, some lovely, some sad, and this one that takes the cake: so I’m in the waiting room which is big enough to fit 25 people max. and there is an older guy (late 40s) very wildly pacing while loudly (almost shouting) talking on his cell phone.…

That just made my blood run cold...Nigel Farage...why god, why!?

That just made my blood run cold...Nigel Farage...why god, why!?

I think you missed an alliteration opportunity “a grimy golden goblet full of backwash”

Hospitals now are really serious about security in certain wards. In my experience the staff are on point. I spent a month in the ICU (as a relative not a patient) and they had security measures for who could be let in but also they had lock-down procedures in place. A patient’s family member became extremely upset…

Even Ted Bundy had the decency to do a ruse not just shove them in his car, classy guy.

If you have never masturbated before sex I could see this happening...but oh these poor girls, that just sounds like the worst time ever. Mine was no good but it wasn’t that bad.

Hold up now, Finnish people aren’t white? What about Sweden?

Don’t bullshit a bullshitter. That is to say: we are not okay, this isn’t a lifestyle choice, we are clearly deeply unhappy. It’s not that either of our lives would be magically improved by a boyfriend but this article was so concerning I am actually worried. I’m with you, I absolutely am. Hearing questions about…

Well I’ve definitely done that with this story: have a fling with a kind of loser guy but his parents are super rich...use a condom.

There is an episode of Real Husbands of Hollywood (a totally underrated show) about this. There are a couple steps but basically it’s money and knowing the right people.

Yay! Now I have push it stuck in my head, not even a little mad

I knew the headline was a joke but omg those pictures!!