Maybe I’ve fully embraced the “let’s watch the world burn” attitude but this is hilarious to me. We all knew Trump was gonna fuck things up but what a way to do it! Bull in a China shop FTW!!!!

Please Lena Dunham go away. Not to Canada, I like them too much for that. Just go somewhere where we can’t hear you constantly explain how awesome you think you are and how revolutionary your art is.

I felt the same way about people involved in “multi-level marketing” schemes - they are idiots just hurting themselves, until I had to go through all their financial documents for a case and see how devestating it was for them and their children. And no, this wasn’t for a case against the scheme, they were still…

Agreed, any vanity plate already says you’re a certain type of person. I also like to distract and piss off religous people when I’m driving but I do it for free by having a decal of a dinosaur eating a Jesus fish.

If going to a an award winning broadway musical is “trying to engage” please engage me!!!! I am a white person who would also love to “engage” with Hamilton “as a learning experience”. No, I’ve never heard of it before, the soundtrack is on my phone by accident, I just want to learn!!

I know we’re all angry or severely depressed but he is getting better at painting, this is a major improvement

I remember it very well and no it was not like this. I hated Bush and honestly if I saw him now I would hug him, the comparison is that stark. It was a bitter defeat but nothing like the drop in the markets and the international mockery that’s coming.

I lived in Morocco in for a while and it is a very strange and troubled country. Please everyone who looks at this article and comments “wtf!?” Look into why the country is the way it is. This is not in any way a defense more a wedge in to point out how truly awful things are there even though it is for the most part…

Pick up Artist. There are PUA gurus who teach “beta-males” tips to get women which are mostly trick them, insult them, play them against each other, never take no for an answer, and stupid things like take an item of theirs. They also heavily rely on negging. If you haven’t heard of them count yourself lucky. The…

My PUA spidey-sense is tingling. I can totally see “playfully take something of hers, it will draw her in and maintain her sole focus on you” as a PUA tip.

Unfortunately violation of privacy doesn’t have a set monetary worth. To all who say “who cares about nudies, don’t take them if you’re a prude” take note: organs don’t have monetary value either. You can argue false comparison all you want but I’m not asked about having only one kidney on every first date.

This annoys me because although I disagreed with many of Ron Paul’s views, at least he seemed to defend them.

50% less forehead and its bang on

Pat seems to have specific knowledge about this (not at all accurate) method of killing. Is he the bolt-gun killer?

Come on, is it really that hard to include the district/local of this guy? 49th btw

Yay, I love Salma. Insulting a woman who is that beautiful by saying she is too short is truly odd though. Did Trump invent negging?

I own a Magic Wand and it is definitely useful. I haven’t talked about it explicitly with my mom but I’m sure she knows I have vibrators to take care of my needs w/ and w/o partners. A month or so ago we are talking about something work related and she out of the blue says her neck hurts and she knows I have a…

It seems a pretty clear PR stunt but wouldn’t it be better classified as trolling rather than throwing shade? I can’t even decide myself...to the shade court!

This is really interesting. It seems like most of them are coming from a position of feeling not represented. All the news they are consuming doesn’t reflect their lives or views (or it is Fox News claiming that they are being attacked for their lifestyle or views). The best thing about this is it is absolutely true.…

I can just imagine Trump hearing Obama’s speech and screaming at his staff “who do we have to screw that motherfucker?!!!” And his staff is like “uhhhhhh, I don’t the we sho...” and Trump goes “blearrrhghgghdddd” and staff say “well he has a half brother who is a total attention whore” Trump gives a satiated growl…