I see that Diane Keaton is taking the Lena Dunham approach to things.

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

Some strange man yelled at me for peacefully coming to a stop and waiting for him this morning because he was walking against traffic in the middle of my lane, and, you know, can’t pass because of oncoming traffic. What a funky day on the roads, but I’m certainly glad that you and your pup were not hurt. Go get your…

I just witnessed a car accident and I’m feeling pretty shite. It wasn’t that bad an accident, no one was injured except a house and part of another house. But I’m still shook up because I was on foot with my dog when the car came roaring towards us and swerved away down into some houses.

It is so sad. And made me feel just awful for basically laughing at what a ridiculous set of beliefs it was and how anyone could possibly believe it before really knowing much about it. After you realize what they do to people, it’s not hard to see how people get trapped.

Given that he has sons who were at the prime age for having Harry Potter read to them or reading it themselves, this is so sad. My dad read the first three books aloud to me and my bro and that may be my happiest memory. The fact that he “never read a word” of this incredibly popular series speaks more to his position…

“She adds, “I will not buy outfits attached to boxes and I will not buy a doll with permanent underwear. I just won’t.”

Is it weird how I only noticed that her shoes don’t fit?

She’s not pregnant, she just hasn’t been burped yet.

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

There is an episode of Real Husbands of Hollywood (a totally underrated show) about this. There are a couple steps but basically it’s money and knowing the right people.

I’m jealous and not jealous at the same time. I love reading insane SC pleadings but I can’t imagine having to actually interact with those people.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

It’s perfect! He sends Jared off to the Middle East “and don’t come back until there’s peace!” Donald will finally have Ivanka all to himself. Maybe she’ll move into the White House, what with Melania staying in NYC...

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Yes this would be easier if we were talking about a president Elect Jen Bush . It’s so heartbreaking that we elected such a hateful vengeful whiney little bitch . I am saddened that enough of the public can embrace somebody who spewed such hatred . What does the rest of the world think of us today ?

Don’t forget he is a racist sexist narcissistic asshole . I do not like trump I really hate him and I fear for our country and this world . We gave the republicans all 3 the senate the congress and the presidency . Get prepared America for some serious change and I fear it’s not the change everybody voted for…

It’s only fair because every time a guy votes for another dude we always say he’s just voting with his dick!!

I honestly think the Orgy scene was a bit excessive and hurt the episode a bit. I’m no prude but it distracted from the plot a bit.