I thought the exact same thing.   Very odd to include that. 

Hmmmm....7 out of 9 of the slowest are FCA products. Shocked.

Oh, we can’t have Nissan beating out the other brands here on Jalopnik. That’s like a rule or something....

/s

Oh no. The Frontier beat the rest of the trucks in some category. 

Cue the Jalopnik meltdown.

.....On a Ford? Never!

/s

I did not.  I don’t particularly care for the looks of the Ranger and ended going with a Frontier.   It fit just fine.  Considered the Passport but my wife had a Pilot and didn’t want the same vehicle as she had.  

Went to buy a F-150 crewcab (for legit reasons) and it was about 6 inches too long to fit in my garage.  Salesperson was with me and was trying his hardest to get me to buy it anyway.    Then tried to sell me a Ranger instead. 

But...but...but.... He’s America’s Dad!

“This subject is near and dear to my heart. As a young news intern at Detroit’s public radio station, I covered the mass held at the Mariners’ Church for the dead of the Edmund Fitzgerald, an ore freighter that sank in Lake Superior in 1975. It affected me deeply to see that, even in 2011, there were tears and…

Now, now, now... That $30,000 is for the children only.   Right? 

Ah yes, Rip, the murdering psychopath.   Never understood the hype. 

Ah....back when the Pathfinder was actually an SUV rather than a rebadged van without the sliding doors. 

What is Steve’s “unique voice?” 

“Unique voice?” 

Ummm....I think maybe you mean hazard lights instead of blinkers?  

You saved me a click.   Wanted to see if “The Crow” was in here and of course it’s not.   Thanks. 

Kylie - is that you???

His mate. The whale that was caught was pregnant. So not only did Captain Nolan kill the cow, he killed the calf too.

Dude, did you even watch the movie?

/jk

You know you’re going to be paying that Toyota Tax. 

...an idea ahead of it’s time.