Anything BMW.   They all look like matchbox cars to me.   And the way Jalopnik fawns over them. 

What? You don’t like short and sassy?

YES! Where’s the outrage Kylie???!!! There’s an 8-year difference between the two!  

Wait, what did he say about the actual quarterbacks?   I’m confused here. 

I’m not so sure about the singing part.  Didn’t look like to the folks I was watching with....

In their prime!

Came here for this. Left disappointed.

But guys, it’s a BMW.  C’mon guys....   

Northern Minnesota in the winter.  Almost as bad, but not quite. 

Wanted a Bronco = FORD TAKE MY MONEY.

Well this is great.  Because if it’s one thing I like to do....it’s stand in line behind a bunch of yokels even longer.   

came here for this.

Sigh.  Unfortunately me.  

Settle down there Tad. 

Calm down there big guy.  It’s going to be ok. 

un-yeah. yeah. ok.

Right?  It’s *GOT* to be his fault somehow.   And look at the age difference!  My god, LOOK AT THE AGE DIFFERENCE! 

Any FCA product. Both Dodge vehicles I owned were crap....and I love the idea of many of their cars. But no way in hell would I make that mistake again.

And Jeep. Holy hell do I want a Jeep. Almost pulled the trigger last year, against my better judgement, until a buddy (who has owned jeeps since the late 80s) said “I…

Same.   I live in Minnesota as well and it wasn’t long before rust got hold of it.   Had all kinds of problems with it.   Too bad, because I really like a lot of the FCA products in theory, just won’t buy one.  

Purchased a Dodge in the early 1990s.  Was garbage.   Waited until 2005 after hearing good reviews and bought another one.   Should have learned my lesson.  Never again.