Meh. It’s a Corvette, so all of us here on Jalopnik automatically know before hand it’s gonna suck. Doug DeMuro will confirm this. Can we get another 911/BMW or Mustang article before the day ends?

^^ Will always get a star. 

1250cc Adventure bike? That is a segment that is covered by the Yamaha Tenere, BMW GS, Honda African Twin etc.....

Well we had to get through the daily Porsche articles, still waiting on a Hellcat/Demon post today.   It’s early though..... 

“If you’re a Chevrolet Corvette with an overwhelming desire to shut the Dodge Demon people up for good....”

So I guess we will now start seeing several posts a day on Jalopnik about the batshit-insane Yenko Corvette, right?    Right..... 

So it is like minnesota but in russia

How many times a week are you required to post a story about Porsche/BMW/Miata/Hellcat-Demon?

Come to Minnesota.  You  know that joke “Land of 10,000 lakes and 10 Billion mosquitoes?”   Yeah, that’s 100% true.  Moved here 18 years ago from out west and you can’t go outside in the winter time without wearing 20lbs of clothes and you can’t go outside in the summer without mosquitoes flying into every orifice on…

And you know what?  There isn’t a laugh-a-minute jockeying between characters, fart jokes or overarching plots....   Man, I miss the old days. 

Yes, very much unlike this PRESTIGIOUS site. 

WHO OWNS THE PROPERTY NOW?

I mean, assuming his dad bought the property outright, who took ownership after the accident?    Do the kids own it now?  Anybody know?  

Maybe we can get another Demon/Hellcat story?    Just to balance out this hit piece. you know.....

Hands down the most interesting article I’ve seen here in a while.  Thanks Mack.  Nice to see something other than the usual.... 

Sad because this site spends so much time on the Demon/Hellcat.  

Hey, you’re in luck!  Another Hellcat/Demon story was just posted. Better get over there, stat! 

Hey, let’s talk about the valve-stem covers on the Dodge Demon! In fact, let’s make an entire post about it. Then later in the day we can discuss the seat belt latches... and if we’re lucky we’ll hit the DAILY JALOPNIK Demon/Hellcat trifecta and talk about the BATSHIT CRAZY gas cap!

This of course will be scattered…

And *another* Hellcat/Demon post.  This is my lucky week here at Jalopnik.  

“Why Porsche Destroying The All-Time Nürburgring Lap Record By 51.58 Seconds Is Such A Big Deal”

YES!   The Hellcat/Demon Trifecta.    I knew we’d have another Hellcat/Demon post within the 24-deadline.   Thank you Jalopnik!    

Yay! Two Hellcat/Demon posts in one day! Hellcat days are back my friends!