I have nothing to say except hang in. I was a vile pre-teen and early teen. My mom and I get along pretty awesome now. I wish I could pour wine for you.

Oh girl. I feel you, but also, you just graduated. Having been in this position and now, as an instructor, seeing students in this position I can tell you: 80% of new graduates are having a crazy hard time finding good work right outta college (most have moved back with parents for a few years). People from my group…

I'm probably gonna get chewed out for this, but I'm going in anyway.

When I was on OKC I got a lot of those as well and they didn't interest me. Anything that's just a "hey" "what's up" or "damn, girl. you're gorgeous!" were all immediately NOs to me. Their profiles also screamed "I didn't really read your profile because we have absolutely nothing in common. I just think UR HOTT."

I was pissed. So I may have hooked up with a super hot Scottish guy and went home with him (omg his accent, I nearly melted. He was also super into the Irish accent, score!) Waved out the window from the taxi, and left the three of them standing with this shocked look on their face. BOOM!.

All I came here for.

I think it is North West of there. I'll shut the door behind me on my way out.

I think she seems the most normal (which isn't saying much). She had a terrible marriage and struggled with infertility while her smaller petite sisters were being crazy famous and having babies. I also struggle with this. It's like choosing the least offensive form of enacting the death penalty. I would go with…

His birthname is Karim Kharbouch. The "K" first name and last name konspiracy kontinues.

I have a wealth of opinions about this!!! No offense intended, but the dog is a definite concern of mine but you sound like you're on top of that. Is the Seattle option a viable one? If it is, and if you want to do this right (which means getting the fuck AWAY from him with no residual effects, like him trying to…

Out of respect for what sounds like a nice wedding, I'm going to do the decent thing as a Jewish fella and repress my instinct to make jokes about what a half-Jewish, half-Chinese wedding would be.

I'm pretty sure Nobel Peace Prize winning, Habitat for Humanity building, globe trotting humanitarian former U.S. president Carter knows not only what a penal colony is, but also how to describe things using analogies so people far away can better understand a humanitarian crisis.

Are we seriously going to make this about being "SEX POSITIVE" instead of about the muder of Palestinian women and children and how this is blatantly sexualizing the grossness of war? Now watch people come on here and try to defend how these women aren't actually objectifying themselves because "choice" while 3.1…

This is the worst spam ad. Literally everyone has already seen Miley Cyrus' face and MORE. ALL BORING.

Lisa Rinna will forever be Logan Echolls' mom to me. I'm excited by them bringing two soap actresses on the show. I hope Eileen brings the crazy I'm used to seeing in Day of Our Lives. Yes, I watch soap operas. It's the summer and I need my stories.

Did anyone really need to see the picture menu of the African American woman and the white woman standing below their respective signs?

the food feeling schmancy and light, molecular yet comfortable.

What the hell are you smoking? And more importantly where can I get some?

Oh go fuck off.

THIS THIS THIS. I look at LinkedIn, and I'm like, why the everloving fuck do you need a Marketing Associate with 5 years of experience for an entry-level job (answer: you don't). Frankly, I think it's insulting to marketers with five years of experience!