Oh, is Maggie Haberman the narrator?

I’m gonna need some kind of proof that these are true-to-life before I buy

And I expect you fuckers to give me a Viking funeral. Or one like old King Tut.

I don’t see color.

It’s only in the limited-edition Star Wars pack that Crayola released earlier this month, which also includes the likes of ‘darth ocher.’

It’s right next to the one that’s based on Trump’s hair: “WTF Orange”.

Sorry about that, strangely optimistic happens to be my favorite flavor.

God I hope Wolf doesn’t issue some half-assed apology for this and sticks to her guns.

Okay, then where’s zombie Teddy Roosevelt when you need him?

He is? Well then who the hell’s been cashing my “Reelect Teddy” campaign checks?!

I CAN CONFIRM THAT.

You presume that’s his final form?

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

Melt it down, pour it into a measuring cup, pour it back on the butter dish, freeze the dish, then cut the butter back out and add it to the recipe. idiot

Actually, tennis balls are flat.

Yep. Ive moved on from trying to have a discussion with those folks. Now, I either ignore, or if its particularly warranted, laugh.

I think Hamill’s made it pretty clear that he disagrees with your assessment of Johnson’s vision for the film.

And since the Na’vi would want to emphasize that they are indigenous to Pandora, it would be the Naïve Navy Native Na’vi Navy Nativity.

If they were darker-hued, they’d be the Navy Na’vi Navy.