I thought he was dead, but apparently that’s not what they meant by “sleeps with the fishes.”

They did, once.

As long as you don’t get those two switched around I’m sure you’ll be fine.

Captain Kirk was banging non-humans 50 years ago and no one got upset until he kissed a black woman.

People have lusted after...

Lord help those homeless cheeleaders i met riding the rails

Because hobos have souls, right?

kids & Catholics. It’s Lent y’know.

He did claim that if laws against sodomy were unconstitutional, so must be laws against bestiality.

Is it gay if you eat the fish afterwards, or is that just “playing with your food?”

I love fish. All my life I’ve always had at least one aquarium in my place. I’m also a depraved sexual pervert. But there is a firm line between my two hobbies that will never be crossed.

Really? My takeaway is that I need to stay inside where it’s safe.

I have had nowhere NEAR enough weed tonight to deal with that commentary.

I really need to get out more.

“Kind of weird? You’re in the bestiality business, dude.”
“Hey, fucko! We like to call it interspecies erotica.”
“Intriguing...”

That’s some straight up featherless biped shaming.

so long and thanks for all the dicks

I’m sure a lot of the good liberals who criticized me for making love with a dolphin loved this film because the hero was a featherless biped.

This isn’t even half fucked up enough as an explanation!

It’s hard to break the cycle. I get it. My dad genocided me when I was a kid.