A Republican walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.”

An optometristic person sees the glass as half full. A pessimistristic person sees something fuzzy that sorta sharpens when they squint.

Ay yi yi!

Well, I haven’t had sex in quite a while, so probably.

This is clearly the same as vigilante mob justice in the very racist deep south.

I wonder if his cell will be exposed to the open air or if it will have a roofie.

You’re doing the lord’s work.

Post credits will have Janet Van Dyne disintegrate and Hank Pym will be all “WTF, I just got her back!”

Boy oh boy have you got me pegged!

Thanks for your apology.

ShuRiri

If you think too hard about any comic book movie, it’ll fall apart. This was a great comic book movie. It wasn’t trying to be Schindler’s List.

Tessa Thompson is the Greatest Of All Time confirmed.

“This is especially disconcerting considering the flick opens with Thanos legit decimating the Asgardian refugee ship seen in the end of Ragnarok”

The New York Times? I wonder how they’ll make ISIS Hillary’s fault.

How can a company responsible for making a movie about Venom sans Spider-Man ever be accused of making stupid decisions?

Lattethunder died to save us all.

Considering I’ve long wondered what a dragon dingdong looked like, this is great news for me!

I don’t see that color in the crayon box.

This is what happens when you put a Wolf in a room with a bunch of chickens.