It’s Heathers meets Seabiscuit meets The Crying Game.

Yeah I’m gonna ruin this for everyone, turns out the girl is actually the horse in disguise.

Wait, an A.A. Dowd “A”. But I don’t know what to do with this. I normally add a full letter grade to his reviews. What do I do with this? Is it a super “A”?

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

“If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world.”

As someone who has taught history for almost 20 years in 3 states, I can tell you she’s a horrible teacher sight unseen. Your kids should never be able to figure out for whom you voted. Your job is to teach them to think critically and present them with primary sources so that they can draw their own conclusions and…

I refuse;-)

Which one is Huckabilly again? I forget...

Also surge pricing. There was a story in my city a couple of years back of someone who took an Uber for a longish ride home to a suburb and made a couple of stops on the way. In a cab it would have cost, I’d guess, between $50-$100 (Canadian). This ride cost him over $1000.

Sloth was the better human being....

My husband hates when I say they look like sisters. Divorce has been threatened.

I believe you mean “Another One Rides the Bus”.

One of the pre-Kinja AV Club refugees wrote a plugin for Chrome which restores a number of Disqus’ old features. Chief among them is the ability to block twaddlecocks like him from appearing in your comments list. It’s called Kinjamprove, and it might be worth a look.

Friend, this woman here would like to get through One. Facking. Article. without being reminded of the perils of having a vag, please and thanks.

If I ever took a ride-sharing service (I only use public transportation), I’d ask them to put on the local NPR station. Local and public media needs our support more than ever. Also, Spotify doesn’t adequately compensate musicians, and struggling artists need our support more than ever. *sips kombucha*

See? SEE?! This is what I fucking mean. Just comment on the topic of the goddamn story, not remind everyone of how progressive and socially fucking aware you are AGAIN. Honestly, are you a bot? No one’s interested. No one cares. It’s not getting you any likes. It’s not going to get you laid.

I just pull out my guitar and strum while I’m driving. If you don’t like it you can crawl out of the wreckage and walk.

I just put on Queen.  You don’t like it you can get out and walk.