I told that joke to my wife. She said “so, only charging a penny, huh?”

You mean cocktail weiner! HiYo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m feeling less forgiving towards Kinja than I have in awhile after a comment that received 40+ stars over at Deadspin disappeared into thin air 15 minutes after I made it earlier this morning. But that’s petty bullshit; the Dodge ad—and MLK’s estate approving it—was way worse.

Those are his big boy pants!

The tag at the end of Iron Man was possibly the best scene in the movie (and I think there a lot of amazing scenes in the movie), and I feel like there is no place for it other than after the credits.

They’re big boy pants for a big boy.

I can’t say for sure that this is a photo of Trump, but it’s close enough: wearing an “I Stand For The Anthem” T-shirt while sitting on the flag on the ground.

If I’m one of those tuba players, you go and play the “fat person walking” music as Trump walks away. That’s an opportunity you’ll never get again and one you’ll always regret not taking.

Same person?

i don’t get it. they dont use their feet and it’s not a ball. it should be called handegg.

I was told that someone somewhere might be kneeling during OUR national anthem and I got so sick to my stomach that I couldn’t watch.

Smell-O-Vision this:

A celebrity with vague presidential ambitions hosting a reality competition show.

Sadly, the rights for “Can You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking?” went to Kid Rock instead.

I’ve been blaming him for years.

#mehtoo

Oh, yes we can.

ok someone ate horse shit tho

At least he didn’t say, “This game is almost as good as that Dodge commercial that used Martin Luther King Jr’s Voice to sell pickup trucks!”