You kidding me? Ghost of Easy E is like the anti-Recognitions. Easy gets upset, but it’s usually with good reason whereas Recognitions was born with a stick up his ass.

This. I saw him in O’Hare last year and went up and said hi. He was super nice, shook my hand (with his baseball mitt) and exchanged a few words. I thanked him and was about to walk off and heard someone say “Murderer.” I looked at him as to say that’s not cool. He said “It’s ok. It’s my limo driver.”

If Fletcher Cox has a great game, constant pressure and a few sacks, Brady will fold like the cheap suit he is. Brady’s most over-rated QB to ever play. He’s never won and SB by double digits and has lost twice to Eli Effing Manning. I want to see Cox rip off Brayd’s head and shit down his throat.

Twice. Beat him twice.

And now, the face of the man who beat Brady...

Petty was pretty fantastic, playing all the main songs pretty much everyone loves and wanted to hear. I’d probably agree with his placing at number 2. I liked Paul McCartney years ago too, but as I recall he could have made some better song choices.

BUT WHY WUD I WATCH FOOTBALL WHEN THEM SPOILED BRAT MILLIONAIRES R DISRESPECTIN MY COUNTRY AND THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO DIED SO THEY COULD KNEEL AND BENGHAZI AND EMAILS AND BLACK PEOPLE AND OH NO I DONE SHIT MY PANTS

Is that the shark that’s always trying to get in my apartment?

I never thought I would ever defend the competency of one Eli Manning, but because 2018 isn’t even trying to make sense, here I go: Nick Foles is no Eli Manning.

I’d throw in the Springsteen and U2 ones in there along with Prince and Petty.

Easy’s posts have always struck me as being made in good faith, going back to the old site, whereas recognitions reminds me of dr. unknown from those days in every way—a straight-up troll and griefer who needs to be banned.

You wish.

Fine, compromise. Hologram Left Shark plays American Girl while Timberlake just does a bad Prince impersonation

Prince’s halftime show was the best in Super Bowl history.

I enjoy a good flan or panacotta. Fresh berries go great with those

As a fellow non-sweet-toother, I do like trifle.

Gender doesn’t matter in this: said user is a flat out pious d-bag.

Go ON, oh great and pious poster! Stand on your box and wax eloquent of the wrongness of everyone and everything while noting your own holiness!

Eazy’s a good guy. He doesn’t hate all white people, and his grievances against those whites he does dislike are usually very sound.

You can’t “teach” that - though I am aware that this may be a reference to some piece of arcane pop culture I don’t get. But you can’t teach better concentration to get rid of ADD.