The difference is shocking. I can’t believe people would be confused.

For a pothead, you seem pretty hostile.

Yes, my social circle consists entirely of idiots, thanks.

probably a Tesla.

Maybe your friends are saving up to buy you a car instead.

You’re talking to someone who expects a 6 year old phone battery to operate like new and expects their friends to just buy them a phone.

lol, literally yesterday I said to a co-worker, “Oh, you finally switched to Android!”. She had just bought the new iphone X...

Wow. Really? You thought your friends would buy you a phone?

Are you having a stroke? Do you need Amazon to send a drone to check on you?

My shoe size is nine and a half.

I have a three year old Samsung and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.

???

I have a 4 year old Samsung that everybody thinks is a 2 year old Samsung.

Win/win.

I got one to replace the iPhone 4s I’d had since 2011. The size of the screen is nice. My wife thinks the animojis are cute. But I’m not impressing anyone with it. They all just assume it’s a 2-year old Samsung.

Specifically, with your urologist

Current (26 year) veteran says: all the stars for you

...our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops

Because grandstanding about unimportant shit is how they get elected.

My wife is a horse person (I know, I know, fite me IRL) because she grew up in Montana. I went to a horse show with her a few years ago and the rendition of the anthem started off with some southern dude talking about an unknown “she” and how beautiful it was when “she” was windblown, how statuesque “she” was, blah…

Whereas, the American Flag is the greatest symbol of freedom the world has ever known, standing for life, liberty, the American dream and the millions of American men and women who fought, and died, to defend it