And Doug Jones is a dem in name only; he already sided with republican’ts on pretty much everything. Nothing short of a revolution or an alien invasion is going to stop Americans like that from being assholes to the point where we go full fascist hellhole. Or rather, fascist shithole. Hope you enjoyed (undeserved)…

I always thought Tim Allen sucked because he’s utterly lame and not funny, not because he’s a conservative.

It stopped them from voting for him this time. The next time it won’t. Calling it now. Sadly

The White Hous has responded by pointing out that, alphabetically, Uniom comes before Union, and so therefore the president is still first, and anyone who says otherwise is fake news, and omigod, did you hear the FBI made a secret club and didn’t invite anyone but we weren’t gonna join anyway, and did you hear what…

It’s simple really. Bill Belichick.

This is why the Patriots are so frustrating to us in the rest of the world. They’re dominant without being dominant.

The purest movie-watching experience is bowdlerized TV versions recorded on VHS SLP Mode on a 27 inch tube TV. And I always watch all the commercials.

I deliberately watch the director’s least-favorite version, then I wallow in the delicious suffering they must be going through, knowing someone is watching the version they hate! Muahahaha!

Every time I see a picture of him, the Ween song “Big Fat Fuck” starts going through my head.

He probably had bumpers installed in the WH bowling alley.

“But what’s strange is that every time I talk to him he says he just golfed a 69, or that he set a new course record or won a club championship some place.”

Now Trump has to rewrite his entire state of the union to address these allegations head on. We’re going to get a solid 30 minutes about how great is he at golf and how he’d be on the PGA tour if he wasn’t so great at other things.

“But what’s strange is that every time I talk to him he says he just golfed a 69....”

I thought they say “If you cheat at golf, you colluded with Russia to steal the presidency.”

Golf sucks.

I could go find that Simpsons “That’s the Joke” thing but instead I’ll just highlight you so you can make my point so eloquently for me.

Yeah, if it weren’t for the small p patriots in Boston we’d all be speaking Engl...

Well call them up and give them your Kinja password and username.

Do these morons really think the celtics could beat the Warriors or even the Rockets? lol.

This is the most Boston comment ever