Buddy, they not even let me fuck dragon!

I just want at least one character to say out loud, “You know, this whole hereditary monarchy system of government we have is pretty fucking moronic.” Bronn, probably.

If it was just me, or maybe even just me and my wife, I could do this. But, with kids... I’m afraid I can’t give up the conveniences.

Who wins the Game of Thrones? The Aristocrats!

GRRM has always drawn on real-world history for inspiration, but there’s no way he’d rip off World War One that directly.

I mean, if The Shape of Water can get nominated for Best Picture, I don’t see why not.

They find out the Night King’s real weakness was love all along, and he agrees to stop his war against the living once someone gives him a great big hug.

he didn’t say toucher & pretend-rich.

...It will be surreal. A giant french fry will drop from the sky onto Westeros as a pink fleshy hand closes a book and a booming voice solemnly states:

I think they’re going to be holed up in King’s Landing. The Wight Walkers are in full advance. All three dragons have turned. Jamie Lannister has hatched a plan to escape, while Jon Snow demands they stay and fight with honor. Sides are being split when it becomes clear that the unit will not survive unless everybody…

The Hobbit already did it. If you read it again as an adult, it’s pretty clear that ‘weak spot’ on Smaug’s underbelly was a euphemism.

*gets* to

I hope it’s just like the book.

Where does a whitesplainer get his water? From a “well, actually”.

Except more often than not he’s out on one of his golf courses, and they can see his butt from space.

And why does his wife spell her tweet like a 15 year old?

She’s married to Scott Baio. I wouldn’t expect her to be a Rhodes scholar.

I can’t fucking wait until Trump dies.

Trump just wants to take The US back to a day when all black people worked very, very hard