xanderpuss
Xanderpuss
xanderpuss

By gawd that’s Jeff Fisher’s music!

...Cruise had spent a year training for “the most impressive and unbelievable” stunt he’s ever done.

This one time I had to take what you might call a really big poop in what you might consider a very public place, and it was so very stinky and dirty and required so much wiping that I never forgot about it and sometimes when I go past that place I’m reminded of the time I took what you might call a really big poop in

“Ooo ‘87 STRIIIKE”

I mean, I was one of the more vocal guys and all that, and I was out picketing. I would have lost a lot of money,

No your reading clearly is not. You need to follow your own link. That is an AP story. LMGTFY.

He is that same story credited to the AP

Don’t forget their love of Trump, a guy who would undoubtedly walk into the locker rooms of the gymnasts if he had a chance.

For someone like you, does the world seem hopelessly complex or extremely simple? I’ve always been curious but I generally go out of my way to avoid interacting with people as dumb as you.

Isn’t Deadspin nominally a sports site? Why would it cover non-sports related things regularly?

How about trying to read the article? It explicitly notes the timeline they searched.

I usually try not to mock other people’s looks, but Sanders is somehow uglier inside than she is outside, so I’m giving you a star.

They’ve got cheddar things to do, apparently.

Kids these days don’t know how to have a Gouda time.

Shame. What kind of muenster wouldn’t enjoy such an event?

Goddamn youths! If only you could roll avocado toast, they’d be all over this shit!

Eating Tide pods = cool

I guess kids these days just aren’t interested in a feta fete.

She and Kristen Bell would make beautiful babies together.