Beads?

That’s a bit harsh, don’t you think? Sloth turned out to be a decent person.

Well that just made my fiscal season!

A deadly bee weapon. Bees. My God.

I can hook them up with a Nobel Prize, or a coupon booklet from my local car wash.

Never not funny.

No, but his sister can be press secretary.

That’s not a hairdo......

I’d only be interested in Australian tourism if they advertised with their greatest cultural ambassador, Yahoo Serious.

I’d like to weaponize her B, if you know what I mean.

The little dance at the end of that .gif never fails to make me laugh. 

Yew ar a ediot. lol

At least Irwin was stumping for science and nature, rather than trying to destroy civilization.

I had an Australian co-worker who hated Steve Irwin. He said, “Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have somebody who embodies the worst parts of your country to represent your entire country?

I remember the time when we as a nation said “no” to Yahoo Serious...

I know those words but that sentence doesn’t make any sense.

Jacko. I’d criticize their choice in cultural ambassadors, but...well...(foot shuiffle)...we’re not doing *great* right now ourselves.

This is why I buy unroasted coffee beans, and just roast them before each cup with a Zippo lighter and a pair of tweezers.

White people, in general, tend to be pretty terrible when it comes to acknowledging other people and personal space. Any and all free space is theirs to occupy, including your personal space. That sidewalk? Theirs to take up entirely and walk on at a leisurely pace, while making no accommodations to others. That seat…