Save the day by bringing up “Lemon Party”. Nothing but clean, citrus fun!

Something something millenials.

Grown adults claiming bullying at work. I just don’t even...is this the next step? Anyone who’s had an asshole boss is now a victim of abuse? I’ve apparently been abused most of my working career, please tell me how brave I am.

Telling the world you have a shitty boss results in nothing more than your shitty boss’s shitty friends patting them on their shitty backs, and your shitty boss’s shitty bosses giving them a shitty raise.

It’s established that his aunt and uncle practically ran a marmalade factory. I’m sure he picked up some things.

Thank you thank you thank you for including Blind Melon on this list. They are so very under-rated, and Galaxie is an amazing song.

This dude has definitely sexually assaulted women.

The best outlet malls are in the middle of nowhere, that’s where the good deals are

Fuck you, go away

This comment is even worse when you realize the article below this one is women addressing the Larry Nassar sex abuse scandal.

I’m upset that they discarded the Expanded Paddington Universe. Canon used to mean something.

I don’t think I could love this comment any more.

Why do we have people eating Tide Pods?

I am convinced all these positive reviews are Disney propaganda designed to make DC look bad. Wake up sheeple!

also why didn’t paddington jump to lightspeed to blow up the jail at any previous point, if that’s a thing that’s possible

Incompetent, corrupt, poorly trained, intellectually challenged, trigger-happy officers of the law aren’t as funny as they were 17 years ago.

Just tell him not to eat a Tide pod and he probably will.

Cotton is pretty soft, eh?

For a guy who uses his military experience as a selling point in his campaigns ads, he sure acts like a total fucking coward.