Personally for me it was Harry Dean Stanton, but this was pretty awesome as well.

And while not the best Random Roles as far as great stories go (I’m blanking on who was best, but definitely not Steve Guttenberg), this was still a really good read.

It’s in military years.  0032.  Yeah, that’s it.

I think Christ did one back in ‘32.

I’m a full-on Girther (which is just so perfect of a name). Somehow Trump even gained an inch in height from a previous physical despite shrinking being an effect of senescence. http://nymag.com/selectall/2018/01/girthers-memes-say-trump-lied-about-height-and-weight.html

Its definitely in the top 5

There’s also video evidence of how Trump only weighed 239:

Sadly, he’s got longevity genes on his side; his parents both lived to like 90 or something. But it’s a thread to cling to, anyway.

Ok, because I can see it’s gonna be one of those posts: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2014/02/woody-allen-sex-abuse-10-facts

This would be the first comment, i hate the internet.

Look at that fat THOT. Just look at him. There’s no way that shithole only weighs 240 pounds.

GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

I live in Pennsylvania. When I wanted to volunteer at my kids’ schools, I had to take a three hour mandatory training on spotting grooming, sexual abuse, and what to do if you even think its happening.

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

When I was a kid, my brother got away with everything. He would instigate, I would retaliate, and then I’d be the one who got punished for it. I knew it was because he was the baby of the family, but it still made me mad.

This is being hosted on the GOP’s official website.

Hitler called it “Luegenpresse” (Lying news) when he was “Making Germany Great Again”

Just one though. Any more and it might count as lifespan-reducing exercise.

We’re all winners, because this somehow makes America great again.