xanderpuss
Xanderpuss
xanderpuss

Your wife also just texted me to come over to help her “walk the dog”.

If Teti was still the head editor, it would be called something cool like “55 Gallon Drum of Lube Week”.

“She said I’m not a social studies teacher so why am I teaching my students about black history?” Liriano said.

No won is more precedential.

“Trump has the sexiest butt ever.”

I always fall asleep by the final Netflix episode in any given series, but I usually don’t care to go back and revisit it. As a result, I never have any idea how the season ends. Cutting back to eight episodes might just be what’s necessary for me to get through a marathon with any clue as to what’s actually happened.

Coltfefe

It’s like they say, a rolling stone gathers no Winklemoss.

That comments section is why the internet was created.

Now I’m interested!

It’s a weird world when recognizing the deleterious effects of Facebook and speaking out about it is considered odd. Facebook sucks butt. That people can’t grasp how they’ll manage to keep in touch with friends without it should speak to its perniciousness, not to its necessity. Whenever any one thing takes over your

He said something about loving you “long time”.

*blows anti-Disney truther whistle that only internet idiots can hear*

The refs cheated.

Dick Manley

“Hey kids, why don’t you hide out in a boring ass furniture store overnight! So cool!”

This movie came out the summer between my fifth and sixth grade year. It was the last movie I remember that had a ticket line that stretched around the corner of the theater. The high fashion statement the entire year of 1989 was a solid black t-shirt with a yellow Batman logo. Literally everywhere you looked, someone

He’s a gyro to his people.

Any excuse I get to post a photo of Vince Wilfork nude, I take.