Equally stupid and invalid conclusion as this, yes?

I think we need to let go of the notion that the only way kids can learn about teamwork and mutual respect is by repeatedly concussing each other

If you throw a rock at a window, the window will break. That’s how the rock gets inside the building. It’s simple math, people.

5h3 5p3ak5 l1k3 7h15.

Ever wanted to know what a Terminator crossed with a dinosaur sounds like, but were too afraid to ask?

Maybe they don’t know how to react for a lack of dick and fart jokes.

What’s that got to do with the price of tea in China?

I take it you don’t ever allow your kids to leave the house for fear of what might happen to them?

For instance, this study found that less than 20% of parents surveyed would let their kids play tackle football

Based on my three sentence internet comment, the only thing it’s safe to presume about how I parent my children is that I don’t consider them to be either entitled or overly sheltered. You’re reaching quite a bit with your assumption that I don’t care about my kids’ neurological well-being. 

And so many more things to do!

The jingoism turns me off. Excepting the Super Bowl where the anthem is part of the entire spectacle, I really don’t want to be admonished to stand for the national anthem yet again. I’ve got my feet kicked up in the recliner and the national anthem can suck it. Keep that shit for the people at the actual game and…

Not enough parents will let their child play tackle football.

I wish. I’m 40, and while still fit and my stomach’s flat, they ain’t a six-pack anymore. 

I’ve typically been pretty fit for most of my life, but that doesn’t always translate into perfect washboard abs. When I have had the washboard abs though, it was easier to have one night stands but harder to have relationships. Women would preemptively break up with me because, as they told me anyhow, they were…

It’d be great if they brought Robin Williams in for this one.

AND THEY’RE RUINING THE ECONOMY THAT BOOMERS LOVINGLY NURTURED, LIKE THE GOOD STEWARDS THAT BOOMERS ARE

I’ve seen Thor: Ragnarok multiple times, and I enjoyed it considerably more than JL. I was just saying I kinda liked JL. I like both DC and Marvel comics, but I generally much prefer the MCU to the DCU. I was just saying Justice League wasn’t the dumpster fire the internet in toto made it out to be. At least, not in…

I’m like Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon: I’m too old for this shit.