xanderpuss
Xanderpuss
xanderpuss

Yes, but I won’t spoil it by saying which one.

BvS was just bad. And way too long. Way, way too long. Had Zack Snyder simply run the movie at normal speed instead of insisting on all the slo-mo, I’d bet the movie would have only been about 50 minutes total. 

I’ve seen both the Westworld and the Futureworld movies, and boy do they suck.

That so many Americans think this is the butt of a good leader boggles my mind:

I’ll be the first (and maybe only) to admit it. I actually kinda liked Justice League. It wasn’t great or anything, but I’ve definitely seen worse X-Men movies. I’m looking forward to this as much as I look forward to all comic book movies not directed by Zack Snyder.*

I worked for a local parts store chain in the Houston area over 20 years ago, and I quit when the chain was bought by O’Reilly Autoparts. Except for me, every person who worked at the store had worked in auto repair for years prior to working retail, and had only taken the job because their bodies had become too worn

I’m guessing you’ve never owned a Chrysler product.

we’ve spent the last few decades or so explaining to family members that they do joke news and we do real news.

I totally murdered some tacos last night, but I didn’t die.

I liked the Bud Light water ad where they talked about shipping water to places that needed it like Houston, Florida and Puerto Rico. I also liked how they definitely did not include Flint, Michigan on their list.

What’s worse, Kinja or the Dodge Ram/MLK Jr ad?

I’ve got a sausage that needs smoking.

That fucking Dodge Ram/MLK Jr ad made me never want to buy another Chrysler product again. Well, it was that and the fact they make hopelessly shitty automobiles.

It would only work on TVs equipped with Smell-O-Vision.

We can and we will!

They’re like poetry, sort of. They rhyme.

Personal I want to know what the bathroom situation is on the Falcon because I can’t imagine a worse hell then sharing a bathroom with a Wookie

Plus, Brady’s the kind of creep who mouth kisses his pre-teen son and probably uses tongue

Too many people have already resigned themselves to the inevitability of a Patriots win. It’s like 2007 all over again, except this time the Patriots don’t even have a perfect season. Nobody thought doofy lil Eli Manning stood a chance against the machine that was the Patriots that season, but there lil Eli went,

By the way, I’m calling it here so I can gloat Monday morning. Patriots will lose the Super Bowl this year. PATRIOTS WILL LOSE THE SUPER BOWL.