For instance, this study found that less than 20% of parents surveyed would let their kids play tackle football

Based on my three sentence internet comment, the only thing it’s safe to presume about how I parent my children is that I don’t consider them to be either entitled or overly sheltered. You’re reaching quite a bit with your assumption that I don’t care about my kids’ neurological well-being. 

And so many more things to do!

The jingoism turns me off. Excepting the Super Bowl where the anthem is part of the entire spectacle, I really don’t want to be admonished to stand for the national anthem yet again. I’ve got my feet kicked up in the recliner and the national anthem can suck it. Keep that shit for the people at the actual game and…

Not enough parents will let their child play tackle football.

I wish. I’m 40, and while still fit and my stomach’s flat, they ain’t a six-pack anymore. 

I’ve typically been pretty fit for most of my life, but that doesn’t always translate into perfect washboard abs. When I have had the washboard abs though, it was easier to have one night stands but harder to have relationships. Women would preemptively break up with me because, as they told me anyhow, they were…

It’d be great if they brought Robin Williams in for this one.

AND THEY’RE RUINING THE ECONOMY THAT BOOMERS LOVINGLY NURTURED, LIKE THE GOOD STEWARDS THAT BOOMERS ARE

I’ve seen Thor: Ragnarok multiple times, and I enjoyed it considerably more than JL. I was just saying I kinda liked JL. I like both DC and Marvel comics, but I generally much prefer the MCU to the DCU. I was just saying Justice League wasn’t the dumpster fire the internet in toto made it out to be. At least, not in…

I’m like Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon: I’m too old for this shit.

Yes, but I won’t spoil it by saying which one.

BvS was just bad. And way too long. Way, way too long. Had Zack Snyder simply run the movie at normal speed instead of insisting on all the slo-mo, I’d bet the movie would have only been about 50 minutes total. 

I’ve seen both the Westworld and the Futureworld movies, and boy do they suck.

That so many Americans think this is the butt of a good leader boggles my mind:

I’ll be the first (and maybe only) to admit it. I actually kinda liked Justice League. It wasn’t great or anything, but I’ve definitely seen worse X-Men movies. I’m looking forward to this as much as I look forward to all comic book movies not directed by Zack Snyder.*

I worked for a local parts store chain in the Houston area over 20 years ago, and I quit when the chain was bought by O’Reilly Autoparts. Except for me, every person who worked at the store had worked in auto repair for years prior to working retail, and had only taken the job because their bodies had become too worn…

I’m guessing you’ve never owned a Chrysler product.

we’ve spent the last few decades or so explaining to family members that they do joke news and we do real news.