xanderpuss
Xanderpuss
xanderpuss

I totally murdered some tacos last night, but I didn’t die.

I liked the Bud Light water ad where they talked about shipping water to places that needed it like Houston, Florida and Puerto Rico. I also liked how they definitely did not include Flint, Michigan on their list.

What’s worse, Kinja or the Dodge Ram/MLK Jr ad?

I’ve got a sausage that needs smoking.

That fucking Dodge Ram/MLK Jr ad made me never want to buy another Chrysler product again. Well, it was that and the fact they make hopelessly shitty automobiles.

It would only work on TVs equipped with Smell-O-Vision.

We can and we will!

They’re like poetry, sort of. They rhyme.

Personal I want to know what the bathroom situation is on the Falcon because I can’t imagine a worse hell then sharing a bathroom with a Wookie

Plus, Brady’s the kind of creep who mouth kisses his pre-teen son and probably uses tongue

Too many people have already resigned themselves to the inevitability of a Patriots win. It’s like 2007 all over again, except this time the Patriots don’t even have a perfect season. Nobody thought doofy lil Eli Manning stood a chance against the machine that was the Patriots that season, but there lil Eli went,

By the way, I’m calling it here so I can gloat Monday morning. Patriots will lose the Super Bowl this year. PATRIOTS WILL LOSE THE SUPER BOWL.

You kidding me? Ghost of Easy E is like the anti-Recognitions. Easy gets upset, but it’s usually with good reason whereas Recognitions was born with a stick up his ass.

*sigh*

Prince was first. Tom Petty was second. Left shark was third.

I don’t have much of a sweet tooth at all, but last night I mixed up some strawberry jam with Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream, and it was glorious.

I used to be very interested in becoming a model when I was young. I had the body for it, and people often told me it was something I should look into.

this may be a reference to some piece of arcane pop culture I don’t get.

Not in triplicate!

Armando Iannucci to direct a modern take on David Copperfield (the book, not the magician)