Even though he retroactively deleted his Tweets, it looks like this Commodore was...

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

Personally, I don’t think Hulk would have a side. Hulk’s chaotic and would just smash whatever is nearby. Honestly I think Civil War might be better resolved by having Hulk just explode at the end and forcing everyone to unite in order to subdue him - that act showing that they need cooperation and a system in place…

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Weird, he usually posts up as a left wing.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Slate ranks all the Super Bowls by completely arbitrary metrics, which is silly because everyone knows the best Super Bowls were the last two the Patriots lost.

Selfish Act Not Self-ish

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

Even worse?

Wu Ke mistake.

He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

Meanwhile Larry Bird is still reading “Windows for Dummies” trying to get his computer out of MS-DOS mode.

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization