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Barnaby Jones
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Feb 7 2017
297

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

Nov 3 2016
14

Sort of seems like you don’t know The Sandlot very well based on these comments

Nov 3 2016
9

Benny gives him the hat because his fishing hat sucks so much. Also, when did the Cubs ever have a yellow block ‘C’ as their logo? It wasn’t a Cubs hat, man. And even if it was, he is wearing it to fit in, not because he is a fan of the team.

(I know The Sandlot better than I probably should.)

Jul 4 2016
2

This un-based person curses the warriors to wander the Bronx title-less!

Jun 15 2016
138

Japanese pro baseball is probably the most competitive on the planet behind the MLB. Let’s not get too dismissive.

Jun 15 2016
146

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

Jun 9 2016
4

You're not into advanced metric either, huh? Cool.