For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

[signs karma to 8-year deal]

I particularly enjoyed his club alias (Fredlacious Cocksmith) and the following exchange:

The real sin is hearing tons of Bostonians pronounce “carport.”

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

Butler was close. Plumlee’s email is Yahoo@MisterDookie.com.

We’ll see if Kershaw is a true Dodger once the media starts questioning him about this issue.

He’s the millenial Rob Schneider.

Obviously an equipment issue - that net looks a little long in the tooth.

He really raised the root on that one.

I wonder what his plaque will say

And the molar of this story is....

It's sacrifices like this that will let him wear a crown

Thankfully, he was able to brush this aside and stay in the game.

I’m really enamel’d by this highlight.

Now I’m worried that I’m going to see little bits of Alex Poythress in my next can of tuna.

"The Eagles are a strip mall fitness center."