So basically Bumgarner should pitch the entire game for the NL.

Also got two minutes... feel free to point out any mistakes; I was too angry over the GoT finale.

Nice

Blattshit crazy - for use in your next NBA Finals article.

I think it was also mentioned that he choreographed that one glorious fight scene in Agents of Shield S02E19... I remember watching that thinking ‘Daredevil’.

He makes an appearance in the Black Panther motion comic (on Netflix) which I find sums him up well enough.

But seriously, what if the guy really has a terrific sense of humor and intentionally overthought his response?