That was the most politely vulgar commentary I could've imagined.

She's actually doing pretty OK until around 50 seconds in, then it all goes downhill.

I always thought that was so bad-ass. I wish ONE car somewhere would use these for real.

This post is pretty. You should go in to graphic design.

Im a T-Rex Rawr!!!!

Ok, that's pretty dramatic.

He obviously doesn't consider it wasted money. And it's his money. And you probably drive a Corolla. And you're boring.

Because Racecar

There's a better chance of a FakeTaxi scene happening in real life than passing that test!

i wonder how many times he could take off and come to a complete stop on it.

What if you had a third party warp drive installed?

I think I like this more than I should...

Bullshit. You give a cop a car like this and they will use it as another weapon of intimidation; like a club, taser, or gun.

Bottom Line: The Model T is a fast, comfortable and technologically brilliant luxury sedan, but numerous problems with its explosion engine, tires and drivetrain make it hard to recommend.

a direct competitor to the upcoming Icon it seems...

You have the incredible ability to imagine 2 seconds into the future and no farther

My god, that rendering. They actually made it look even worse than the old version. Like a Chinese copy of the old one.

#TRACTORSIMULATOR2015

Umm.... did you watch the video? At all? The whole point of the video is that in many cases the speed limits are TOO SLOW FOR CONDITIONS. Which is actually more dangerous than having higher speed limits. If everyone is speeding in a certain location, that doesn't mean that everyone has suddenly gone crazy - it means…

Look, buddy, I have plenty of imagination. PLENTY. You should see the disgusting things I masturabate about. I'm just saying, if we give Pixar a pass on this, we give them free reign to reassign features at will, and when they finally do a movie about anthropomorphized people, the NIPPLES will be the eyes. Just you…