As someone who is ALSO 5' 10" and trying to get to your weight and therefore have researched the ever loving shit out of this stuff, I can tell you we’re both just about the average adult male height (which is technically 5' 9.5"). Furthermore, the ideal weight for a 5' 10" person is 155-165.

You’re also missing “no swag” which seems like just a regular whistle.

Long time Giants fan. Is it just me, or do Gettleman’s (and the Giants generally) justifications for doing things recently (like trading OBJ, picking Jones over Haskins) come off as racially coded? “Negative culture.” “Mature.” “Fiber.” Hmmmmmmmmmm. Like they get rid of Beckham for complaining that they lose too much…

Did he stand up to give the film a standing ovation?

I’ve always suspected that the open plan movement was secretly orchestrated by Big Ficus.

you are correct, dark chocolate kit kats are delightful. if they’re gonna make them with mint, well, i guess i’ll just never not be fat.

I currently subscribe to the theory that the Night King, conspicuously absent from last episode’s final scene, is en route to King’s Landing, where shit will get real and he’ll amass more dead (golden dead even!) to his army. While that happens, the poor souls at Winterfell will be battling the wights and white walker…

The original Bond books were famously written by a building in Jamaica.  They made a movie about it. It was called The Building That Wrote A Book. 

Bond 25: Jamaicamecrazy

And Goldeneye was a remake of When Harry Met Sally.

The plot synopsis could be any Bond movie really. Doesn’t tell us much - sounds like Goldeneye. Maybe they are remaking it, hence the villa? 

“The news was announced this morning outside the Goldeneye villa that once served as Bond author Ian Flemming in Jamaica.”

ZIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG

No, I’m not familiar. Trigger Happy TV was the first television show to use a hidden camera on the unsuspecting public. Know your facts.

Tucking in your shirt is super uncomfortable and looks good for approximately 10 seconds before you move and everything gets all bunched up. 

For as much as widespread longer/wider shirts might have to do with the American physique, they also look strange if worn untucked by a slim person. Untucked sweaters, t-shirts, polos, etc. should fall to about mid-fly, and it can be challenging to find a button-up that will do the same. More specific fits are…

And there are those of us not blessed with conventional proportions. I’m six feet tall with the legs of someone who’s 5'9" and the torso of someone who’s 6'3". If I buy tall sizes, the sleeves are too long. Maybe I should start a brand for men and women named FuckYouFashionIndustryStandards.

Men’s dress shirts are longer due to tradition, and that comes from always being tucked in the past. It is actually kind of a “problem”, because typically the length is even longer than what’s pictured in the article. For casual wear, it’s a bit of a nuisance because finding a great fit and fabric is always trumped by…

Do you even crunch, bro?

SJP’s performance truly was terrific, you could feel her desperation and her emotional pain as she was sobbing on the trampoline. The only reason I watch this show is her, but man, she really brought it in this episode. It’s really part of the cringe comedy genre, but it’s not like anything else that I’m watching…