I always thought the mid 1980s Fox bodies were the worst looking Mustangs of all time.

“awareness”? The only thing I became aware of by way of this “prank” is that this guy is a fucking dickhole

I think my comment was very inartfully framed. What I was trying to ask is whether testing for purposes of contact tracing is even doable at this point. It seems like there would be so many branches that the necessary result would be that we all need to quarantine ... which is basically where we are now anyway. I…

Regarding the testing thing ... hasn’t that ship sailed already? In other words, even if we suddenly have the ability to test millions, wouldn’t performing the contact tracing be next to impossible at this point?

Anyone remember Tim’s Kitchen Tips web series?  If you like sauces, I highly recommend!

hey yeah that’s crazy man ... by the way, where are the cookies?

To be on the safe side I’ve been throwing all of my groceries straight into the garbage as soon as I get home

I think he means, like, trading cards.  (?)

You mean like trading cards trading cards?  Or “trading cards”?

This is a solid take. It’s pure, unadulterated madness at times, and it’s a blast to watch when it cranks up. But it’s all over the place and doesn’t ever quite come together.

(sorry, I’m quaran-bored)

your face is a chumbscrubber

I’m no science guy but that’s what I was wondering as well.

Er ... second album!  Who knew

YES!!  That debut album from Deeper is really something.  One of the best debuts I’ve heard in a long time.  Makes me feel like the first time I heard Bloc Party.

I love when Twitter is used for good and not evil

“The weather is warming up and, as we all know, these types of diseases markedly decrease in incident frequency with warmer weather.”

i’m deleting my rant because i don’t know your game

For sure. Either too nitpicky or the creator of the video had absolutely nothing interesting to say about any of these abandoned threads. Or both.

I would not have believed this was Madonna if I wasn’t told this was Madonna.  The person in the video doesn’t look 61.  But the person in the video also doesn’t look like Madonna.  Like at all.