My two go-to movies are Mean Girls and Hot Rod. Particularly:

“The lady will have the linguini with clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.”

Spot on.  Raiders has a ton of heart at its core, and Karen Allen is a force.  She’s Indy’s equal in many ways and she transcends the damsel in distress.  All of that, of course, is shat upon in Temple of Doom, where we get Kate Capshaw crying and screaming through set piece after set piece.

my stone tablet is full!

I would have gone with “Marriage Story,” but well-played nonetheless.

The title is bad! It’s a bad title! I am definitely interested in seeing this movie, particularly after reading your review. But we don’t go to the theater nowadays on account of having a toddler at home. As a consequence, I DEFINITELY won’t remember that the Ben Affleck basketball movie is called “The Way Back” by…

same page, my friend!

The PJ fans I know were all pretty excited about Dance of the Clairvoyants.  Color me pumped.  And Superblood Wolfmoon has an energy they’ve been lacking for some time.

I see what you’re getting at, although I’m not sure that’s necessarily different.  If I am not washing my hands, I’m sick, and I shake your hand, I think the consensus is that’s surely a way to spread the virus.  That’s no different than touching a surface upon which some sick person recently coughed, right?

you are a complicated man, my friend. sorry about the whole dad thing.  and keep enjoying that delicious frosting!

vienetta is what mom bought when fancy people were coming over.  like the life insurance guy

enchirito was my mother f’ing LIFEBLOOD

how pissed was dad when he cooked up the last toaster strudel only to discover you doubled up on Tuesday?

I live in FL. I have a fancy, french door, stainless steel fridge in my house that is a constant pain in the ass because of all of its bells and whistles. Outside in my garage I have a probably mid 90s-ish old school white frigidaire (two doors; freezer on top, fridge below). The damn thing sits in my NON-air…

I read your post to suggest that you finally got your 11 year old out when HE rather than “we” moved 1.5 years ago.  I was thinking ... shit, that’s harsh

It’s troubling to me that the CDC’s last data update was January 21, 2020.  What the?!

“And, while it is spread by droplet, there are also people getting it who should not have been getting it if that were the only way it spreads.”

It is worth noting that the mortality rate is a bit of a guess at this point, because as this progresses we know now that there are probably far more asymptomatic people than perhaps we first realized. In turn, the mortality rate might be much lower than we believe.

And if you read the fine print the box isn’t even yours to keep.  I mean seriously, fuck me.  This is beyond baffling.

Oh ... more good news: you can get additional boxes for ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS EACH!  Fuck me