Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Virginia Tech running backs were not allowed to participate because they keep fumbling things in their hands.

It’s also a story about Expedia, which is a website-based service, you ignorant douche.

Or you could, you know, just skip the story and move on with your life if the content doesn’t interest you.

That fart smell probably came from a former tight end, Algae Crumpler.

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

I thought there'd be more people russian to make puns.

And this is why you should not be PUTIN anything confidential in your emails!

It’s almost like it’s sarcasm, isn’t it?

You have earned my full support.

What the hell is up with Supreme Leader Snoke? How did he come to power, what are his powers and how big is he?

That synthesizer squeal is something else.

Best Traffic Jams post thus far. Bees n things n flowers.

It’s from the 50’s. So that’s 72 chocolate malts.

To really catch up with the rest of us who learned as kids, you have to attach a playing card to the frame so the spokes flick it and it sounds like a motorcycle. Just for a week or so. Only then will you be accepted as a true equal.

I would just love it if All my Xbox Live Arcade titles carried over. Unless they do in fact transfer over and I’m just completely unaware.

Reading those words, in that handwriting, is absolutely gut-wrenching.

“Prepare to qualify”

The only thing that should have a "Deigned in Philly" logo.