Congratulations. You've officially spent more time thinking about Destiny lore than the game's creators.

Can I get a cocktail in 3A please?

The JC Penney Christmas Catalog WAS my Christmas as a child. We used to excitedly wait for that thing in the mail, and then my siblings and I would eagerly flip through the pages to see the hot new toys that year. I'm pretty sure my JCP-sourced MASK and Starcom toys are still in my parents' basement somewhere. …

I can't count how many hours I spent studying the JC Penny and Sears Christmas catalogs, circling what I wanted and hoping that I'd get it.

2.1 GB is actually pretty massive for a console game "Patch". Especially when you aren't able to play the game without it. After midnight launches, you have to set aside an extra 30min-1hr just to install and patch the game. That is pretty ridiculous by any standard.

Google gave me that reason in Google Music All Access. I can't stream Spotify at work, but GMAA works just fine. The last time I took Spotify for a test drive I was underwhelmed thanks to using GMAA daily.

I have used all music services also, but nothing really compared to Google Music given the 20,000 songs you can upload. And the recent Songza integration is awesome. The UI and app are definitely top notch. I literally cancelled all other services once I signed up, even those that I was using for free.

Google Music (All Access) Isn't free, $10 a month. Trust me I've been enjoying it thoroughly for months now.

I think I just had my first online class at Bovine University.

Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]

Too bad he couldn't engineer it to work with a decent phone amirite

Bonus, that dog isn't going to tell me I'm going to hell for my "life style choices".

This guy has been a yokozuna since 1991.

IS THAT A NISSAN SENTRA IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!

ApplePay: Exactly the same as Google Wallet, years later, but first and innovative somehow.

Seeing the wheel held in human hands I realised how big that thing actually is. In my mind it has always been pretty small.

I mean, for the most expensive hallway in the world, I would think we deserve better than THX 1138.

"It didn't bother me, because the Lexus is my second car. I could jump it with my Baja Bug." This line has to be the most Jalop ever. A Lexus is a SECOND car to a Baja bug... excellent.

"Hey guys, should we, you know...start making cars that compete better with Cadillac?"

I'm a cyclist. I have a decent road bike, sub-$1000, but it gets the job done. These tour d' france athletes blow me the hell out of the water with their endurance (I've done 100+ mile rides). That being said, I can't imagine how much more badass the tourers were 100 years ago. Damn. Respect.