Fuck 12 and everyone who supports them. If someone uses a vehicle as a weapon I hope someone else stands their ground and puts a bullet through their windshield. If you think you need to drive through a protest, don’t. Go around. Park and walk if you got to. And if an angry mob surrounds your vehicle then beg for…

When the Isle of Man TT organizers say something is dangerous, it’s really fucking dangerous.

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.

The only reason we tolerate Kentucky is bourbon 

I like the “I made it in my garage with a portable welder and a angle grinder” level of design. 

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This guy jalops

Does that car contain shortbread cookies?

The new Silverado.

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

That sentence defuriated me.

Congrats. You restated the premise of the article without actually understanding that it was the premise of the article.

As a current Lotus owner who has marvelled at the parts found in his Elise (Rolls Royce, Jeep Cherokee, Peugoet 106, LTI London Taxi) it would not surprise me in the least if it actually *was* a Logitech Harmony remote.

Shocking win from Wout but MVDP is on another planet. So far in 2019 he’s won the world cyclocross championship, a major spring classic at Amstel Gold Race, and a MTB World Cup. 

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

Eternal love for this game. It was released when I was 22 at a time when I had gotten my first real job and had a tiny apartment and zero money for anything other than rent and food. I was old enough to have gamed from the beginning (Atari 2600/Intellivision/Coleco/NES) and I remember playing through that opening…

Always