Can you just fix commenting on mobile for the love of all things holy it's such a shit show

Fuck 12 and everyone who supports them. If someone uses a vehicle as a weapon I hope someone else stands their ground and puts a bullet through their windshield. If you think you need to drive through a protest, don’t. Go around. Park and walk if you got to. And if an angry mob surrounds your vehicle then beg for…

When the Isle of Man TT organizers say something is dangerous, it’s really fucking dangerous.

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.

The only reason we tolerate Kentucky is bourbon 

Just imagine the carnage if Daisy Duke is around...

This is Jalop-worthy economics.

“the new Motorola Razr will clock in at the eye-popping price of $1,500 retail (still less than foldable competitors Samsung Galaxy Fold at $1,980 or more and Huawei Mate X at $2,420)”

I like the “I made it in my garage with a portable welder and a angle grinder” level of design. 

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This guy jalops

Does that car contain shortbread cookies?

The new Silverado.

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.

I really hope someone reported the giant water tarantula just a few blocks over as well. 

That’s Colonel America, buddy...

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I can trace my love for portable consoles to Tomy’s Digital Derby driving game.