Yeah, you know, it's the gay men that really get turned on by the smell of a sweaty woman.

That sound you hear is the satire and sarcastic wit of the author going over what seems to be most of the commenters heads.

So true! Mine are going to be Ikea Ektorp and Consignment Store.

Monroe is fine! A little unusual, perhaps, but quite within the realm of names. But Moroccan? It's not even like she named him Morocco, she named him an adjective. Ridiculous. I say she named him because I'm pretty sure Nick has no say over anything that goes on in that house whatsoever.

This is maybe a bizarre question, but can anyone else make themselves see red spots? I've always been able to do that, if I just concentrate, tiny red dots flood my vision. I can't make them go away though. Is this something that other people can do?

I think their full names are even worse. Who names their baby Moroccan?

The article says that he just booked the hotel rooms, whereas she found the girls, found the johns, forced them to have sex, and then blackmailed them.

LiLo never disappoints! I guess she wasn't all that concerned with impressing the judge after all. Or, you know, her sobriety.

Oh, I managed to not read the entire article, and I didn't realize he was talking about the bracelet. I feel smart!

I should read the entire article....

She was way more complicit than that, she helped him find his victims, and she helped lure them. She was much more like Karla Holmoka than "the molesters wife."

This article is ridiculous. Are you saying you actually believe that Sandusky's wife didn't know anything? Or, even more ridiculously, Ruth Madoff? Her ridiculous interview she gave made her even less sympathetic. Oh, poor us, people were saying such mean things about us (because we ruined lives and destroyed…

I agree with you. I know that comics are labor-intensive, but if you want to read an entire series, you have to drop a couple hundred bucks? I love comics, but I don't read them because that is not realistic. It's not like you can just buy a couple issues or anything, either.

Maybe this is not a popular opinion, but I hate Pink (and I refuse to put a ! in her name, much like Kesha.) Her songs annoy the crap out of me, and they play them on the radio on an infinite loop. I just really hate mainstream artists whose songs are all about how on the fringe of society they are and how they're…

My mother told me I was too fat. Then I lost weight and she tells me now that I'm "anorexic," even though I have perfectly healthy eating habits.

I think that the parents think that they are being creative and/or clever. I, um, respectfully disagree. (I hope I don't offend anyone with a alternate spelling of a name...)

I hate to judge (lie) but Jazmyn? Really? Dear everyone, please stop replacing the letter s with the letter z and the letter i with the letter y in your children's names. Or, at the very least, just do one of those things.

Haha, I know, I'm from the area as well, and I remember it (un)fondly.

I enjoy the fact that your username is a palace dedicated to me. That makes me happy.

I would love to hear your stories. How can you tell if it is fraud right away?