My absolute biggest gripe about HH couples are the ones who think their children will stay 2 and 4 forever. They won't buy stairs or pools because they're "worried about the kids!" The one I had the biggest problem with had like 4 young children, but they wouldn't buy the perfect house with an AMAZING landscaped…

I've seen episodes where things like paint color will stop them from buying the perfect house. People need to stop being so shallow, and realize that they can paint the wall for very, very cheap.

I'm pretty sure that's a misquote, Cynthia Nixon's wife is named Rojo Caliente.

Seriously, where's the car "It's 100 degrees out and I have a black leather interior" coolers? I did love that fake fan shit you put on your windows that they had in ads on tv for awhile. Watching people thinking that would work was hilarious.

That's super creepy. People kind of did that for Tila Tequila, but her life was much more sad/trainwrecky. It went past way funny and was borderline harassment.

I just lie. "Why, yes, I am junior partner at the law firm I work at while simultaneously getting my Ph.D in Astrophysics and mentoring at-risk youth. What has your son done this year, Auntie?"

We are about 5 years past the Kardashian Klan being overexposed, Kris. No amount of hiding will save us now.

Okay, I'm sorry, I think you're just a nicer person then I am. She has no talents, was born rich, and made a sex tape, and somehow she and her sisters (and her mother) think they are insanely hard working individuals who have just worked so hard to get where they are! No, you were born ultra-rich and slept with some…

Honestly, HONESTLY, I want everyone on earth to say that to her in the snidest way possible. Except her husband, he should support her. But she has this magic image of herself where she's this talented celebrity, and, no, you made a sex tape after hanging out with Paris Hilton a lot.

Kris also committed the grave, grave sin of telling her that her popularity wouldn't last. How dare he! In 20 years, we'll all be worshipping at the Kardashian altar!

I'm sorry Kate Gosselin, you are no longer on tv and your trainwreck of a husband can't even get D-listers to hang out with him anymore. No one is gossiping about you, and no one cares where your brood stays for the holidays.

Sorry Lady-centric shows, Whitney Cummings and Chelsea Handler have ruined networks ordering your shows for the next couple of years with their slop. Yes, I know Chelsea Handler's show hasn't come out yet, but the previews look terrible. Whitney speaks for itself, and no matter how much I want to like 2 broke girls,…

I was being sarcastic. People play too many video games. A melee weapon of any kind is not going to cut it. You're going to tire out.

You know what I want, when fighting off hordes of undead that don't fatigue, who, with one bite, will kill me? A short-ranged melee weapon.

....Isn't the girl up top (the one breaking up) the last bachelorette?

It's terrifying in it's very fine, fine line between satire and reality, but it is maybe one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

You aren't risking anything. It bears no legal weight in the United States, and anything that is really secure or locked is behind an RFID reader. It's an ethics thing for locksmiths and key duplicators, but its not against the law. It'd be impossible to enforce, anyway.

So, the premise here is that you have someone's keys. I mean, unless someone has given you their keys to hold for 3 minutes because they're going to the bathroom or something, whats the difference between this and having a real person duplicate your keys? The person duplicating your keys doesn't know the difference…

There's no actual law that says you can't duplicate those keys anyway. Basically, it's like putting a sign on a stack of money that says "please don't steal, for orphans!" Ethically, you probably shouldn't do it, but nothing's stopping you.

I think the funny thing is that there was one for men, and, despite how much modern media tells you that men don't spend time on their looks, find any well-polished looking male and I will tell you that he took an insane amount of time getting ready.