Like who? Genuinely curious, I can't think of any.

Does he also have copious amounts of money? Then yes (I have low standards).

Why can't I save a billionaire's grandmother?

But like Npeffer says above, the environment saving you make by using this product are totally negated (and probably dwarfed) by the environmental impact of production and shipping. You basically harm the environment and waste money by buying this thing.

Ian McKellan got to be both Gandalf AND Magneto. I'd say he's faring pretty well.

Justin Bieber is in a weird position. I don't want to justify his brattiness, because it's definitely bad. However, he went from nothing, to being told he was basically the best thing on earth, and he has legions of little teen girl fans who probably would actually kill for him. It's hard not to have a giant ego…

I have never seen a cop in that area, to be honest. There's a lot of large high tech firms with their own security cars driving around, maybe they don't bother unless called?

I work right next to their campus as well, and the google employees drive me crazy. They walk across the street without looking, they make bizarre turns on their stupid ugly bicycles without warning, and I've had cars speed around me on a two lane road just to get into a parking lot 300 feet in front of us. They…

She's also doing it while wearing a dress that, historically, probably weighed over a hundred pounds and cut off her ability to breathe properly. Ridiculous.

I know! I agree! She is not that talented. Mean Girls was amazing and hilarious because of seriously every single other character, not Lindsay. She could have been anyone. Everyone else in that movie was hilarious. She did Parent Trap when she was like, 12, and she hasn't done anything else remotely good since,…

So does CA! I can't remember when we didn't have two women as Senators.

So I can finally put grindr on my phone and my gf won't know! I mean... uh... blendr?

...yes? I am religious, and have many religious friends of varying beliefs. Religion is not scary, and religion does not equal the definition of a cult.

I can see it now, you're walking along, and you hold up your screen to unlock it. Because you can't see, the thief slams the phone into your face, simultaneously knocking you out and unlocking it for him. Hmm....

Feel good news with no practical value. I kind of hate articles like that because people reference them in conversation, and you have to convince them how stupid/impractical they actually are.

Okay, normal religions don't fall under the definition of a cult. Cults isolate you from your friends and family, and they require you to pay them copious amounts of money and/or your most of your worldly possessions. While religious people tithe, they do not do either of these things. There's a big difference…

Pretty sure he's a scary, telekinetic serial killer.

Climate change is the better term, because every time it gets cold people on yahoo say "Look there's no global warming!" It's not just warming, it's also cooling. The fact that it's called global warming is an impediment, because people don't understand how it works and think that cold weather is proof that it…

Edit: Nevermind, that was someone else. But yeah, I think everyone kind of knew this, and he wasn't really hiding it! Oh well, good for him.

Sorry, I don't think that's ever going to happen. You just have to wait 6 more months and get the iPad 3!