It's too expensively made for Urban Outfitters. Their entire pricing strategy is "1000% markup"

Tears in Heaven?

I hear its ultra stressful to be an Army recruiter, and it's something you're forced to do. A lot of them know what the consequences of their actions are, but in the army, you do what you are told. It goes beyond just doing their job, I think.

This is like saying, "Real Steel, better than your last two colonoscopies"

It was a joke.

Yeah, not only are they hideous, they're obviously built to be too shitty to steal, so they look really stupidly designed as well. And those guys suck, they just charge out into the street all the time, and I almost hit them, constantly.

Have you seen the hideous bikes they ride everywhere? Yellow, blue, red, AND green don't make a great color combination.

I've watched enough Law and Order reruns and Labor Day marathons to know that nothing is ever a coincidence.

No, she and her boyfriend both turned off their phones, for the first time ever, right before the murder occured. That's weird. Not saying she did it, but it's weird. Her boyfriend also can't remember if she was there with him or not that night. Its weird! I swear it is! I came to that decision without the…

There are some strange facts about this case, such as her randomly turning off her phone (the first time she had ever done that) at the time of the murder, and some other weird stuff. I guess we'll never know what happened or why....

It's wrong... hence the correction tag. The Tax on 25 million dollars is way more than 10 million dollars, and that's just not how the lotto works anyway. Lump sum is not the entire amount.

No.... If you win the lotto, and you choose lump sum, you don't get the whole sum. You get part of it. You only get the entire thing if you choose to do 26 annual installments.

It's 15 million BEFORE taxes, which means she'll get substantially less after. #corrections.

Um, because she was legally an adult, and therefore the missing persons laws are different. Not that the case isn't totally messed up, but she was not a minor.

Nevermind, this thread is insanely ridiculous.

Okay, everyone, you win. Your totally disconnected parents have never, ever gone to the supermarket and seen a people magazine cover with the kardashians on them, even though this is literally impossible.

Saying you don't know who the Kardashians are is like saying you're not quite sure who that black guy is who lives in the Whitehouse. It's a lie, and you're doing it to be obnoxious, most likely.

I really disagree. Say you're into people in their bathing suits. You get super turned on by it, so you go to the beach. Do you have to tell everyone at the beach that they turn you on? No. Are you creepy? Yeah, but you don't have "mental problems," most likely. There are no guidelines to sperm donation. …

I think Versus has officially turned into vaporware...

So, you're saying sexual fetishes are a mental health issue? Don't say you're not, because you are. Everyone has fetishes, and some of them are really, really weird. That doesn't make you INSANE for having them. He's not raping women to impregnate them, and isn't breaking any laws. Sure, its a bit weird, but some…