I dunno why people on Jezebel like Rosanne, she seems to be a pretty mean spirited "bodysnarker." She one time unloaded on a twitterer and called her a fat bitch and then kept posting about how fat she was, for no reason. Pretty anti-Jezebel.

Did I cross over into an alternate universe where Scott Disick is a celebrity? This one is pretty different from my home universe, where he married a chick whose sister made a sex tape with the brother of a B-list singer 10 years after said singer was popular.

He's only 50...

That's.... not how the law works. Say you break into my house and point a gun at me, and I shoot you. That's self defense! I'm cool with the law! Now say you break into my house, and then rob me, and then try to leave, and I shoot you. Now I just committed murder, because you didn't present an immediate threat. …

What does Mischa Barton do now? I mean, she can't still be rolling on O.C. fame, can she?

I agree with you. Google+ needs something that facebook doesn't have (circles is not it, and now facebook is doing it too.) Not only that, Google+'s feature that facebook doesn't have needs to be something that everyone wants, and I can't think of anything. Until then, I have no reason for switching over.

The thing is, both Tara Reid and LL are the reasons for their own demise. It's hard for me to feel bad for either one of them. LL especially, she was totally poised to be what Emma Stone is right now, though honestly I like Emma Stone a lot more, she seems like a really cool, normal person.

No one wants to be seen going into an "erotic massage" parlor though!

Uh, that looks like one of those things that take forever to get into a comfortable position, and then you can't move, and getting up is near impossible.

Probably because of the comment directly above you, about the sex, haha.

They had two of these in the Munich airport, and I desperately wanted to use them during my 9 hour layover. No one ever came out of them :(

Courtney Stodden officially has no idea what the word "sensual" means.

Somehow, based on their track record (claiming she has MS, crashing the white house, soooo many other things) I'm still pretty sure he is completely complicit in this new attempt to get them in the press.

Holly is the absolute worst. I would say that ABC is the worst, because the obviously did all that shit on purpose to surprise him on stage, but if she was ever in love with him, she could have told him before time. That's bad karma, lady!

I feel like "2012" isn't really a release date...

My decision to wait until the next iteration of 3DS comes out has definitely been validated by whatever this is....

ABC, it's not George, it's that everyone is watching the Today Show on NBC.

I'd say the truth is somewhere in the middle...

This is tangentially related, but it REALLY bothered me. In the last season of Scrubs, (season 8?), JD says to Elliot, you're closer to 40 than 30! and she responds, "JD, I'm 29." So, you, uh, graduated from medical school at 21, then? Really?

This is just my ignorance, as I don't work in a hospital, but I find it really hard to believe that the other employees willfully talked about her medical records. Does it happen to patients? I bet it does, all the time, but someone who works there? Violating medical privacy laws is ultra serious, and they would…