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Krass, which means “awesome.” (I now refer to my van as the Krassler Voyager.)

Do the cops you know talk about the “bad apples” in their precinct? I guarantee they know exactly who they are. Do they report them? No? Then they’re part of the problem.

I have PTSD and I was threated with a noise citation from a cop because I was crying too loud after having a flashback and it bothered the neighbors. They didn’t give a fig newton about my health but he told me to keep the noise down.

Oh yeah, and when you’re asleep in your bed and they murder you? And then protect the cops who pulled the trigger blindly. That’s the fucking problem.

The Stinger still turns my head on the roads. It’s a pretty handsome car.

the US is one of Matador’s biggest export markets”...
doesn’t show any North American dealers”


I’ve seen people quickly contradict themselves before, but rarely within the same sentence.”


David, thanks for these amazing rundowns with input from Torch, probably the single thing that keeps me coming back to this blog.

David, I’m at the Nurburgring 20-25th. If you find yourself in the neighbourhood, I will pay for laps to see evidence of this fine piece of Americana dirtying up the ‘ring.  

I couldn’t tell if you were serious, so I had to look it up.  The owner’s name is actually Jim M’Lady.  Middle school must have been rough.

Eight hundred thousand miles on a clutch, in Chicago traffic?

The funny part is that originally I thought the blue truck was the old one, and the red the new. THEY ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE.

Hold my doppelbock

David, when I lived in two people near me had “collections” like yours. One did muscle cars, the other off road trucks. I moved there in late 89; and both had yards that looked like the front lot of the “you pull it” I used to frequent in the Berkshires.

Back in the 1980's our local dodge dealer sold tons of Dodge D50's (Mitsubishi clone) Best little truck I ever had and there are still several running around here in the foothills of the Sierra.

Or: we’re queueing up for a small truck! Oh, except it needs to seat five... for cross-continental road trips... and have an eight-foot bed... and have a V-8.... and be able to pull an aircraft carrier (just in case!)... and be higher, wider and moar aggressive than all of my buddies’ trucks... and have the engine

$599! No. No. No. At 84 months, that’s a bit over $7 with interest. Only $7 extra a month to stay underwater.

As soon as I pay off my Rent-A-Center TV, I’m getting a Bronco Sport!

It’s more fun to some people, including me. Wheeling doesn’t need to be about optimization or ease-of-use. It’s an inherently illogical hobby, after all!

We don’t talk about that