Can you imagine if early cars had fake “clopidy-clop clop-clopidy-clop” sounds to make fake horsey sounds? Whatever comforts people who are terrified of change, I guess. 

Engine? No. They’re missing a huge opportunity to make it sound like Tron lightcycles or X-wings in flight. Can you imagine the licensing possibilities? Have your car sound like your favorite sci-fi IP? 

Not even a Honda CBX 1050?

My god this is dumb.

“wHy dOn’T wE jUsT mOvE wHeRe iT’s cHeApEr” and not understanding that it’s cheap because nobody wants to be there is the most peak tech bro shit there has ever been.

Meh.

I bet the stack of resumes from qualified applicants for a job in Palo Alto is a damn sight thicker than to work in Buttfuckegypt, TX (don’t correct me as I truly don’t care.)

This vehicle is why everyone hates us

Or it could be an indication of which brands have a greater share of crappy dealers... 

Nissan, Kia, Ford.

Now I don’t want to blow any minds here, but maybe a teensy bit of the problem is that the cops know the city will cover the costs for their negligence. Just a thought. 

I know!!!! If the Democrats and Republicans (they were in this together with the Masons!) had not stepped in we wouldn’t have stupid Buicks any more.*

It’s always the democrats! Because of them we don’t have the McRib all the time either!

Oh hey, thanks for the ill-informed political soapboxing literally nobody asked for.  You’d be better off hitting the comments sections at the Fox or OAN websites, bruh

Old people, primarily. Power doesn’t matter in the slightest. They just want something that’s easy to get in and out of and gets okay-ish mileage. I’ve never seen anyone under the age of 65 driving an Encore. 

You’re celebrating criminal assault and battery. Why? because you’re jealous of people who are in better shape than you are? Because you’re angry that some people choose to ride a bike rather than take a car? You’re a real piece of work... and by that I mean a real scumbag.

Not really actually. I just enjoy pointing out how often sad attempts to look hard and edgy on the internet coincide with a nearly complete inability to articulate thoughts.

You are a pathetic loser. You can reply with as much false bravado as you want and it won’t matter. We all know you’re a pathetic loser and you know you’re a pathetic loser. Because what kind of person wastes time trolling and shitposting online?  Pathetic losers. 

This doesn’t even make any damn sense. What are you trying to convey? Are you just so excited at the prospect of being a complete dipshit, that your pea-brain can’t even structure an intelligible sentence quickly enough?

Wow, second comment and it’s straight to being an asshole. Bravo.