This is still my favorite factory paint scheme on any truck ever:

12 years is a long time to hold a grudge...

The Ferrari sales model is to bully its customers into hyping the brand and by selling hats to the people buying the hype.

You guys don’t have to read or comment! Strange that you still do.

It’s not an autobahn cruiser. It’ll be zippy from the light or on the on-ramp and that’s just about right for a car like this IMO.

Headline:

The 2021 base trim still comes with a column shift.

You have it all wrong. If it weren’t motorized, they wouldn’t have to downgrade their financial projections in Q4 2022 to cover the $732 million in recall charges because they have to replace every motor with a locking, hand-powered latch because otherwise the shifter may unexpectedly go into its cubby at highway…

Thanks for the “slightly.”

Also, there’s a feature-length video about Project POStal in the works. We filmed the whole trip.

I am but one man, and Ford gives those other sites all of the information several hours ahead of time under embargo. Because Jalopnik does not subscribe to embargo restrictions, we have to wait until the information is public and we get it to you as quickly as we can. 

I thought you were joking till I watched the video. But, yeah, hell on earth. How short does you attention span have to be for that to feel normal.

Jesus. That video could not have been cut in an more annoying manner. Get off my lawn indeed.

“WHAT’S UUUUUUUUUP EVERYONE, AHHHHHHHHHH! IT’S YA BOY [INSERT NAME] HERE, WITH ANOTHER SICK VIDEO! WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Being stuck with this guy in an elevator is my definition of hell on earth.

So this is what passes for entertainment now?  I could tell in 3 seconds I would never want to watch one his videos with the volume on.  Now get the hell off my lawn.

They still hadn’t yet gotten over the shock of someone approving them for credit.

We were driving on almost totally flat freeways ( hardly any hills between Memphis and Nashville) hence I guess why it was ok for us. Your experience sounds like when I had to go to Colorado and rented a Chevy Aveo. That was the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever driven. I mean even on a flat surface I had to keep the…

I'd disagree on not horribly underpowered. A rental Mirage left me stranded at the bottom of a mountain road because it couldn't make it up the grade. I had it floored and the engine chugged...and then it went backwards.

Mitsubishi gave up on us a while ago.