The movie really was dreadful.

I feel like I've read this same comment every single time Nintendo announces more of the same crap they've been putting out since about halfway through the Wii's lifecycle.

Bingo.

The franchises are dead, not Nintendo. Clearly someone's got to be alive to be releasing the same three or four franchises over and over again ad nauseum.

Other M was absolutely terrible. Makes the decision to hand off the Zelda IP to Tecmo Koei for a spin off ring with confidence, eh?

It's a damn shame when fans do better work than the companies.

But even then, there are other previously released games that have looked pretty good, like Monolithsoft's X or Bayonetta 2 that are apparently in ghost town now. I don't understand it. It's frustrating.

I bet you're wrong. I just don't think they give a shit anymore.

You must not have grown up playing any of those franchises.

I'm buying this to hopefully encourage more games to be made of this type.

I'm fairly disappointed with this one. No Metroid, no Star Fox. They're officially dead.

Microsoft announced this morning that they've sold two million shiny new Xbox Ones, and if your immediate reaction, dear Kotaku reader, is to say something about the PS4, please stop.

Yeah and that's a static shot from multiplayer too. Pretty doggone good.

Post em!

So how much of this is what I expect - a space flight simulation version of Ambrosia's old Escape Velocity?

The bottom is single player? My god it looks like real life. I have that watch.

After this debacle I don't want DICE anywhere NEAR Mirror's Edge 2.

They should just issue a $59.99 credit to everyone who bought the game, and recall the game and try again next Fall with Battlefield 4: Ultimate Edition or something with free DLC.

From the Kimono condoms website.

I exclusively use Japanese condoms now. It literally feels like nothing is there.