You mean, it doesn't come with a TV TV TV TV TV TV TV sports sports sports TV?

I think the only broader appeal they need is the ability to do movies. Netflix, Bluray, Hulu.

Much better, sir!

Ummm...Stephen...

That's the problem with building your game console as a set top box rather than a dedicated gaming console, though.

Her quads/hammies could probably crush a human skull.

Gran Turismo 3 taught me more about driving than any driving class ever did.

Sure you can. Hipsters do it on a daily basis.

You clearly haven't played the Tomb Raider reboot.

The irony of Lara Croft being attractive bothering Sarkeesian when she wears bright lipstick and big hoop earrings in an attempt to enhance her outward appearance is kind of puzzling, no?

That's some wishful thinking, jupiter. And you're right, I agree, but you'll still be assailed by her supporters.

Horrific art direction, but really cool nonetheless.

Kotaku is usually worse at click bait headlines, I feel. Digital Foundry's credibility in accurate reporting and "sources" is laughable.

Typical of Eurogamer/Digital Foundry. I'm surprised the story didn't have some mention of how the PlayStation 4 is half as powerful as the Wii U.

You should be careful about citing stories from Eurogamer/Digital Foundry, Luke. Their credibility isn't something that I would want to associate my stories with on Kotaku.

How many hours to complete from start to finish?

You use the word "beat" more liberally than I do, haha.

Definitely buying this.

It's hardly racist. Phil Fish might've been a jerk, but it's not racist.

He does, if you except his latest album. Yeezus is a terrible, terrible album from pillar to post.